Och aye th' noo! OR There's bin a murrrderrrr!

Q. Well just how much activity can you cram into a weekend without killing yourself?
A. A helluva lot more than you might think!

And to prove it you just need to take a look at Jan's Blog or if you can't be bothered to make the click I'll tell you about it here and even include pictures (if I can remember how to do that bit)!

Friday: 6pm (give or take) Eventually pick Jan up from the airport (jet-setting again! Only Romania this time - been there; done that - am I bovvered? Not in the slightest - they have earthquakes!!) after several missed calls and text messages - I was busy - sorry....
6.30pm Home and get ready to go out to leaving do for Jans colleagues
8.15pm Finally find Wagamamas in Guildford and walk right past everybody in the queue (sorry Nick & Fay, I wasn't wearing my glasses or lenses...)
10pm-ish Stagger back to car ~hic~ wos-a-big-glassh-of-wine :-) ~hic~
10.45pm-ish Have to pack now....
12.00pm-ish (no pumpkins here!)
Back in car and being driven to Nottingham...
2.30am or thereabouts (had to swap drivers...) Arrive at Jans Mum & Dads house..... ZZZ...ZZZ...ZZZ...

Saturday: 5.00am First alarm
5.10am Second alarm
5.11am Alarm clock takes flying lessons
5.30am Jans mum comes up to wake us up! Rats! (I make Jan shower first.. so I can grab another 20 seconds sleep...)
6.00am Left the house -still asleep- and drove to Nottingham East Midlands Airport... the plane leaves at 7.45am -whose idea was this again?
6.30am Dumped the car at Prestige Airport Parking and traipsed the 26 miles to the check-in desks... Can I just suggest to the owners of Prestige that it would be a fantastic customer service opportunity to buy yourselves a couple of mini-buses and run a 5 second shuttle service from your place to the check-in hall which is no fun to walk at any time of day with luggage! Who knows... you could even factor it into your car parking costs... I'm sure the tourists won't notice too much... 6.45am Checked in
6.55am Checked into the loo...
7.30am Checked out of loo... God I didn't feel very well....
7.45am Chocks away boys!

We landed at about 8.30am and while Jan, his Mum and Dad all went to collect baggage, I went to sort out the hire car... Europcar do some good deals on short rentals!
We rented a VW Passat TDI 2.0 Automatic Diesel (silver) ~a bit like the one shown here~ and had a lovely time with it...

Not as powerful as Jans Citroen Xantia V6 or his Mercedes AMG C43

But both of those were in Nottingham or even further south!... not very useful when you've just landed in Glasgow!

After we had picked up the car we thought we would try and check into
The Brunswick Hotel in Glasgow where we were staying. General opinion was that it would be too early but we tried anyway - it would have been nice to have dumped the luggage and not cart it around for the day...

Suspicions confirmed - we couldn't check in until 2pm we decided to visit the Falkirk Wheel (see photo right).

Jans Mum and Dad kindly paid for us all to go on a boat trip on the wheel which has replaced the need for approximately 11 canal locks! It is an awesome feat of engineering that is so simplistic but so complex at the same time it takes your breath away! If you get the chance it is well worth a visit

After our visit, we went back to the Brunswick Hotel to dump our bags before going to the Michael Flatley show - Celtic Tiger (not actually worth the time, money or effort we took to see it, but we had a great weekend anyway...). Now the Brunswick Hotel on their website looks stunning, just be advised that while it is lovely and contemporary in decor, it has become a little bit shabby, so if you're into shabby chic then fine but otherwise, a new coat of paint would do the place the world of good...

And so onto the show....
Celtic Tiger... what can I say... pseudo nationalistic, emotional clap trap... Considering Michael Flatley was born and grew up in America the emotional connectivity he professes for the land of his forebears is stifling, bordering on the absurd. Celtic Tiger appears to be just another chance self agrandising money spinner... hopefully there won't be anymore such offerings. At least if there are please make them original and not the same dance, different outfit... please. Having said all that you have to admire the man's ambition and success and plenty of people love his stuff - I was one of them.

After the show, we went to Frankie and Bennys ~one of Jans parents favourites~ and had a lovely meal... then it was back to the hotel and a very early night!!

The next day was less hectic so no need for a blow by blow timetable.

We had a leisurely breakfast, checked out of the hotel and drove in our lovely hire car to Stirling Castle. The ticket prices might seem a bit steep at first inspection but the castle is well worth a visit. The audio tour is worth investing in too as you can then mooch about the castle at your own pace rather than be route marched around like a bunch of squaddies!

It has an interesting and prominent place in Scotlands history being the monarchs seat for quite sometime. The castles strategic location has made it the site of many battles, principally between those pesky english and stubborn highlanders, so the historic significance of the castle is almost tangible! Photos below:-

At the entrance to Stirling Castle

(Barbara & Con - Jans parents & Jan himself!) The second entrance with portcullis etc...

A statue of Robert the Bruce at Stirling Castle (you can learn more here)

After Stirling Castle we drove to Loch Lomond, one of the prettiest lochs in Scotland. There we made our way around the southern end to the Duck Bay Hotel & Restaurant. It was a lovely meal and the views of the loch were very special. It was then time to take our lovely car back and jump on a plane back home... well that was the plan!We dropped the car off in time and made our way to the departures check in for bmi - on the way to the desk Jan checked the departures board which said that our plane was due in at 12.05, being naive or something we assumed that meant it was due to land at Glasgow in 12 minutes time.... because we couldn't imagine what would have delayed the flight for next to 3 hrs... Well we made our way to the bmi desk only to be told that our plane had been delayed by 3 hrs!!

Apparently the board wasn't kidding.. we were told by a very nice young lady that we could wait at the airport but they could not guarantee the flight would happen... she suggested that we find a hotel and that they would put us on the first flight in the morning - that was all well and good... however we would have to pay for the hotel as being a budget airline they didn't do compensation!
Brilliant! Jans' mum & dad were not particularly impressed and who could blame them. We decided that as Jans' dad is a diabetic, it would not be sensible to wait for the flight, so we trundled through the car park looking for a hotel that would not stretch our pockets too far and found the Express by Holiday Inn - the room rate was £99.00 which even though it included breakfast was a little steep - we could have all shared one room and that would have made it financially ok but I don't know, sleeping in the same room as Jans' parents for a night although expedient did not appeal to me... not sure why... Anyway, I went and spoke to the nice lady on the desk and pleaded our case, especially mentioning the fact that Travel Inn across the road were prepared to offer us a room only for £50. The nice lady said she could offer us £56.00 per room including breakfast - deal! Hurrah... we didn't have to walk any further and we could get breakfast AND we didn't all have to share! I couldn't pay quickly enough! Well the next morning we made our way back over to the airport and checked in smoothly and boarded a rather sweet 'brummie baby' and flew home.

What a weekend!

Only blogging because Jan said so but no-one is going to read this anyway blog!

I have no idea why I bother posting because nobody except for Jan is ever going to look at this blog!
Anyway - only doing this blog because Jan is pressurising me in his blog! - Dagnabit!

Well I guess it has been a while since I blogged bearing in mind that the last time I did I was feverishly denigrating the utter uselessness (is that a word?) of GE Capital Bank - the financial arm of the Arcadia Group also known as Evans, Dorothy Perkins et al...

The story so far...

I have cut up my gold Evans card, sent the pieces back to Evans & GE Capitals board of directors and transferred the outstanding balance to someone I'd rather fritter money away on! Suffice to say I have been true to my word and not spent money in Evans if I could help it - I have to get my knickers from somewhere!

As expected I received a response to my somewhat frustrated letter to GE Capital which went along the lines of saying... We are not going to compensate you for your embarrassment, any inconvenience and we think that you are so un-important that we don't think you'll bother taking this any further... And do you know what? They were right, even despite their grammatical error in the last paragraph stating that in light of everything they did feel that it warranted compensation on this occasion...

I did think about a DOS - Denial of Service attack on both companies websites but the effort involved was such that I didn't have the time and after a while the will to carry it off! And because by this point I had completely lost the will to live and couldn't be bothered to take it any further - so much negative energy consumption is debilitating - so I voted with my feet and my cash card and won't be darkening their door unless my knickers fall apart!

I would say I'd be interested to hear if anyone else has had such a rubbish time with either Evans or GE Capital but do you know what I'm not... So much for my anarchic, revolutionary, partisan tendencies.....

Well the next time I post, I think it'll be about something more enjoyable...

Take care

Love
Del
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RANT OF THE WEEK - GE CAPITAL BANK

I cut up my Evans Gold Card today!

I have decided today that I am no longer going to have any store cards! Not only are exhorbitant interest charges applied to your account, you can never get through within 5 minutes to their customer services desk and when you eventually do, they are difficult to understand, do not understand you and are so limited in their resources/responsibilities that they can not help you anyway! Am I the only person to think this way? Well I thought so and then I discovered the beauty of googling companies!
You may be interested in the following site:
Grumble text re; GE Capital Bank (good for a laugh especially the spelling!) The number of posts regarding GE Capital Bank failings perceived or otherwise is amazing. Judging by my own experiences I hope I never have any dealings with GE Capital once my existing obligations are dealt with!

Take last Saturday 22/10/05 as a point in question.... the story begins....

I went shopping today for some boots for work for the winter. As usual I went to Evans because even though their products do not last more than a season (why should they, if they did you wouldn't need to go back and buy more!). Being a bit of a decisive shopper within the space of half an hour I had decided on two pairs of boots, three jumpers, one pair of trousers, one top and a belt... nice! I took my purchases to the till knowing that my credit limit was more than capable of coping with the total and that I would get a nice discount on the boots, I went up to the counter to pay.

The sub-total was a little eyebrow raising but not the end of the world... and so to pay... I handed over my Evans Gold Card only to have it declined! Suspecting a technical hitch it was tried again... nope still declined... ok so now I'm embarrassed, ground swallow you up if only kind of embarrassed. We try calling the Customer Service Desk - if only it was, only to be put on hold somewhere in the region of 10 - 15mins, by which point the staff, other customers and myself were losing the will to live... In the end I paid by another method and resolved to pick the issue up with the Customer Slight Desk later on...

So with a beautifully crimson face and my purchases I exit the shop... Too demoralised to continue the usually happy experience of shopping, I gave up and went home...

The next day I checked the balance on my card only to find that I had more than enough credit but that the reduced credit limit had been applied immediately and not 30 days from 18th October... To say that I was a little cross would be an understatement.

I know the shafting, self protecting, scam of a contract I signed up to when I foolishly started my account and yes I have had my ups and downs with it but in recent months I had been getting to grips with it and sorting it out. So for somebody to but in and arbitrarily change things without consultation is a little bit annoying and then when they screw it up it is infuriating.

I don't give a stuff about the card. I could pay it off in a heartbeat if I so desired but I like the measly discount I could get on footwear and it was convenient, but do you know what I can do without that kind of convenience. I am not one of those people who get off on ritual humiliation... needless to say I am writing to GE Capital Bank and trying to be polite, advise them of where they have failed to meet my expectations as a 'valued customer'! The letter is below, this is being sent off this week so I will let you know how I get on or if I even get a response!
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Letter to GE Capital Bank - 23 October 2005
I have today received your letter advising me that after reviewing my credit arrangements you have decided to reduce my credit limit at your discretion within your terms by providing 30 days notice.

You state: '...we will be reducing the Credit Limit on your account to £X,XXX effective 30 days from the date on this letter... in accordance with the Terms and Conditions of your agreement.' Your letter was dated 18/10/2005. This would have been fine if you had stuck to the details of your letter and not lowered my credit limit without due notice. On checking today, 23^rd October 2005 I find that my limit has already been lowered to £XXXX and not after the requisite 30 days notice stipulated in your letter.

Last payment was £XXX.XX received on 22/10/05. Present balance as at 22/10/05 stands at £XXX.XX. Leaving available credit at £XXX.XX (enough to complete my purchases of yesterday for £XXX.XX!)

I went into Evans Uxbridge, Middlesex yesterday to purchase several items only to be told that my card was declined despite having enough credit available even with the newly reduced credit limit. Not only did I have the embarrassment caused by you incorrectly declining my card but when the store staff tried in store to contact your customer services (I presume this description is a joke!) department we were inconvenienced by having to wait over 15mins before giving up, trying to get through to you. This inconvenience was not only mine and the staff at the store but also other Evans customers who wished to complete their purchases whilst waiting for a response from the customer service desk. When I finally managed to get through to you customer services staff today after again waiting almost 15 mins, they tell me that my account is fine and there should be no reason as to why I was unable to complete my purchase by card yesterday!

As it stands I am so appalled by your handling of my account and your non-existent customer service that I will be clearing my account as soon as possible. I will be posting my experience of your 'customer service' on my weblog and discussing the matter with friends and family many of whom use your services. You may not miss my custom alone but you may miss the custom of a number of people – it does not take long for it all to start adding up does it? Having been a customer of Evans for quite a few years, I am extremely upset and disappointed by the service provided by the customer service desk and your account management analysts.

As you are so concerned about my store card please find it enclosed. I look forward to receiving your apology, offer of compensation and comments by return.

Yours sincerely.....
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So lets see what if any response I get... Don't hold your breath as it may take longer than 15 mins!

Granada - so excited!

I am so excited! Tomorrow Jans mum, my mum, my mums friend Marion and I are all off to Granada in Spain to be absolutely fabulous - no pressure there then!

This trip arose out of a moments hissy fit when Jan disappeared to Germany for what seemed like ever with his dad to test the mettle of the Mercedes on the Autobahn! They achieved warp factor 9 or 148 mph to you and I! Anyway... as Jan had disappeared for the best part of a week, his mum and I said it must be our turn! So we decided to take a mini-break to Spain and invited my mum too...

I have been to Granada only once before but the trip has stayed etched into my memory. The last time I was there I was holidaying with three gay men - I have no idea how that happened either! I was friends with a guy from college called Trevor and there was his partner - his name escapes me plus another of their friends... anyway I digress...

We originally went out to Valencia for the Las Fallas festival (click here for more information) in March (I can't remember what year...) - Click here to find out how it all started

Las Fallas is an amazing festival please visit the links to find out more but if you like fireworks, bonfires, street parties and parades you have to visit - I promise you, you will not be disappointed!

There is so much to see and do... from the Fallera processions, to viewing the ninots, fantastic firework displays - especially the main one from the bottom of the dried up river bed that runs through Valencia to the March of the Moors - breathtaking stuff! Valencia is an amazing place even when there are no festivals happening!

Anyway, when we went on the is trip to Valencia, we had a few days to kill before the festival, so we decided to hire a car and drive to Gibraltar, stopping off at Granada and Marbella along the way... We arrived late in Granada after several hours drive and crashed at the B&B that Trevor had arranged for us. The next day we went for a walk around the town - we just missed visiting the Cathedral (please note there are certain times of the day when it is not open to the public - check before you go) and decided instead to visit the Alhambra, which is an old moorish fortress perched on the bluff above Granada and home to the legendary Generalife gardens!

The Alahambra and Generalife were so beautiful that I vowed one day that I would go back - and tomorrow is the big day!

I AM SO EXCITED!

I will tell you more about our mini-break when I come back, plus what the first Granada trip was like and all the other good stuff I have been up to!

Take care
Del
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So many fabulous times!

Hello again... It feels like I haven't blogged in ages.... So much has happened since Jan and I went through the 'parents meeting the parents' moment back in March! Since then we have been to beautiful Turnberry again... and this time we stayed a couple of days - well worth it!

The place is magnificent and you don't have to like golf to enjoy your stay there... Jan and I made good use of the spa - I had a fantastic massage and as a punishment, my legs waxed!

We also went Quad Biking at Turnberry's Outdoor Activity Center - there is loads to do but the quad biking was so easy to pick up and talk about adrenalin rush - I didn't realise I had a competitive streak until I found myself racing against Jan - not an easy target, but good fun all the same!

We were taught how to use the bikes by the guy in this photo - he was brilliant - he showed us the controls first and took us for a gentle spin round the course first - which was good as some of those water dips were quite frankly 'bloody' scary first time round! But by the 2nd and 3rd go there was no stopping either of us and having to negotiate some of the tightest hairpin bends through the pine tree course was fantastic! I loved it!!


And of course Turnberry was just as beautiful and majestic as always - every stay just keeps getting better - I have no idea what they are going to do to top our last visit! The rooms are all beautiful and as for the beds.... they truly are heavenly! If you can't sleep well in one of these beds you need to see a doctor as there really must be something wrong with you...!

We hope to go back soon, if not for Jan's birthday I'll find a reason..!

I'll be back soon with more of what I've been upto!

This is me!

Meet the parents!

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One day I will get the hang of this blogging business...
Well as Jan is away - Transylvannia again! I'm going to try this on my own!!

26th March - Easter Bank Holiday Weekend - Saturday.

Jan's parents finally meet my parents! Not that I was worried or anything you understand but it could have all gone horribly wrong!

Back in December, Jans parents said they wanted to take Jan to see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a birthday present - knowing about Jans love of gadgets and cars it must have seemed like a match made in heaven to have both in one show! Jans mum & dad very kindly asked me if I'd like to go along. Loving the theatre almost as much as Jan loves gadgets and cars - namely Citroens - how could I refuse?!
I thought it would be a nice idea if my parents came along too and met Jans parents at the same time - nice idea, scary but a nice idea! Well everybody said yes, great idea and we all sat back to wait for March 26th to dawn! Why we chose Easter Saturday, I have no idea, but it seemed like a good one at the time. Seems like every family in Christendom, with 1 plus children had the same idea! So that was nice.

We all agreed to meet up in the Cafe Royal on Regents Street of all places... Why? - who knows but we thought it seemed suitably fabulous for the occasion!

Unusally for once I was early! Having agreed a time with my parents, I proceeded to tell Jan and family that we were meeting much earlier - only an hour or so... it wasn't until we were on the train that I let slip my sneaky plan for being on time if not early! Anyone who knows me will probably delight in telling you about my dysfunctional personal sense of time - only this time I was determined not to be late! Anway... The Cafe Royal was a lesson in overstated, shabby chic elegance and opulence! It is easy to see why it was so popular when it first opened for business! The grandeur of the settings helped offset the any nerves I had, that was for sure. Well my parents arrived and everyone got on like a house on fire! Relieved or what - not that I had anything to worry about really - of course I know that now!!

Anyway... after a light refreshing beverage or two.. we took a wander up to the Palladium near Oxford Circus and went in to the show.... OMG!!! what a fantastic show!!!! THE CAR REALLY FLYS!!!! It was absolute magic and we loved every minute of it... but the best bit was when the car flew over the audience - we were lucky to be virtually within touching distance - the stalls are great for that audience participation feeling - fabulous with a capital F! To be honest the funniest bit was my mums minor mix up between Brian and Billy Connolly - no offence boys but you both tell rude jokes!! - well it made us laugh :-)

After the show we decided to continue being fabulous by having dinner at the Strand Palace Hotel Carvery - brilliant! It took me right back to my childhood days and memories of similar treats! But the absolute best bit was trying to get a cab to the Strand Palace - not easy in Piccadilly Circus in the rain - we were just about to give up and walk when I spotted a cab and practically jumped in the middle of the road to hail it... My mum obviously not paying attention saw a young-ish woman hailing a cab and thought typical - the first available cab you see for ages and someone else gets it - she was most surprised to discover it was me! Not half as surprised as I was! We all managed to crowd in to the cab - not an easy task as there was 6 of us... I ended up half standing and half sitting on my dads knee and I thought I'd grown out of all that - 34 and still a child in your parents eyes - will I never learn! After the most precarious journey of my life and much to the relief of my poor dads knees we got to the Strand Palace Hotel and it was just as I remembered it only better - the food was fabulous and everyone had a good time! Thank goodness!

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Blackburns_Blog Here is a picture of Jan and I from New Year in Eastbourne - what an experience! Jan and I went to Eastbourne and stayed in an hotel with his parents - Barbara and Con. I don't think Jan and I really had any idea of what this really meant - suffice to say the average age was approximately 60+ and the most exciting activity was 'horse racing in the lounge'! On New Years Eve we were encouraged to make finger puppets!! and dress up for the evening knees up!?!?! - the theme being 'Cowboys and Indians'. As my Pochantas outfit was at the dry cleaners I decided to throw caution to the wind and become a 'Saloon Sally'!! What do you think? At least we won a prize and the evening was one to remember if not quite for the reasons I would wish to! Especially as sitting down in that corset took a lot of negotiation!! :-)